Vintage Tumblr Themes

helyon:

janemba:

quetzalvevo:

DaJé Barbour by Danny Lang

this dude is unreal alien from utopia future 

He literally has golden eyes I’ve never been more jealous in my fucking life

luanlegacy:

internetghost:

Didn’t expect that last one

this fucking website…..

greathaircut:

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

nickcarragay:

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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nicolasiscaged:

[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta

frigerator:

  • IF U THINK SOMEONE UGLY
  • U DON’T TELL THEM

osamah:

how done am i?

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that done

bit3yourlip:

Such a way with words

bit3yourlip:

Such a way with words