when u aint have ur phone for a long time and expect to come back to come back to hella notifications but remember u lame
"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"
I can kinda hear the blast in my head when they collide.
Sound doesn’t travel in space. You wouldn’t hear a thing.
then how the fuck do you explain all the sounds in star wars checkmate motherfucker
"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
Why do you know so much about murdering people
Favourite outfits / Candids 2014 (part II) (x)
u know he dead
When your mom forgets to ask for her change back